Commissioner Message

Rocky Bowlers,

We are now down to 6 to 10 people who even gives a crap about the Rocky Bowl as everyone else including myself is out of the money AGAIN.  But what a year it was with new and old Rocky Bowlers paying attention to games that otherwise would be meaningless.  Many of these games were absolutely staggering with last minute scores that changed the outcomes of many games.  I found myself enjoying the Rocky Bowl more this year then in years past.  That is why I hope each and every one of you will look forward to my first email next December welcoming you back to be a Rocky Bowler once again. 


We may have a first this year, if Clemson wins there would be a two time Rocky Bowl winner in G Chick.  The year of the tsunami G won and donated his entire winnings to charity, following the lead of a previous winner Gary Long.  Now if Alabama wins you can be assured the Rocky Bowl is rigged as Jim C a Rocky Bowler for 17 years has never even been near the top of the finishers and somehow is likely to be the big winner of 2016. 


We want to thank all 75 Rocky Bowlers and hope to see you all back for the 2017 year.  The commissioners were delayed in getting all of the information out to the bowlers this year but promise that next year we will be better prepared.  Jim and Doug always the two not so Gooooood Looooking commissioners did an excellent job and promise that next year will be the BEST ever.
I also want to thank Ted and everyone who participated with emails, website posts and recruiting other bowlers, you all are the BEST.


Do not forget to visit the rockybowl2017.blogspot.com tomorrow as Jim will post all of the winners and payouts for this years Rocky Bowl.



Let me finish by answering a question that has been asked, Is the Rocky Bowl Rigged?  


"Of course it is rigged, as well as hacked into by long time Rocky Bowler Vladimir Putin who enters most years under an alias. How do you think the RB has survived 17 years with the commissioners that are in charge?" 


Enjoy the Game tonight and once again "ROCKY BOWL ON"


The Goooooood Looooooookin Commissioner;
Rocky



PS: Brady we missed you hope your back next year